La participation de -ayman-

I use à Peavey JSX in which i plug an Ibanez JEM
Cubase studio 4 for recording


here is some fun guys :D

Dad, when I grow up I want to be a guitar player.
Look son, you can't do both.
( This one came all the way from the Netherlands ! )

Q. How many blues guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Don't worry about the change, they’ll improvise!

Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
A: Shoot One.

Q: What's the difference between a Lead Guitarist and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO.

Q: Why do only 10% of guitar players make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Now here is a lesson to get the blues attitude(instead of the tabs):

If the guitar player has one small amplifier, Blues Band.

If he has a stack of them, Rock Band.

If the keyboard player only plays piano or organ, Blues Band.

If he's uses other sounds, Rock Band.

If the guitar player breaks a string and changes it on the spot, Blues Band. If a roadie comes out with a replacement guitar, Rock Band.

If the bass player's instrument has only four strings, or is a stand up, Blues Band. More than four, Rock Band.

If there are wives and children around the stage, Blues Band.

Scantly clad women, Rock Band.

If they play the same songs differently every night, Blues Band.

Play the same songs the same way every night, Rock band.

If they make up the lyrics as they go, Blues Band.

Read lyrics from a tele-prompter, Rock band.

If they arrive in a van, Blues Band.

If they arrive in a school bus, Rock band.

If everyone is drinking liquor, Blues Band.

Drinking beer, Rock Band.

If people dance together, Blues band.

Mill about separately, Rock Band.

If people clap their hands to the backbeat, Blues Band.

Pump their fists in the air, Rock Band.